「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 ^^|||
Monday morning, need double expresso, and a joke to start
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了
with computer technical explanation.
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 .....
"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」
"Well, my child, som e day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
"So why not toda y? Please!"
「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」
"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧,你仔細聽著!」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識,
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的 洗手間你媽和我相互 連結上了,
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料 ,
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆,
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此,想要取消或刪除 都已為時太晚,
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」